Stuck indoors? Miss our pizza? Hankering for a bottle of wine? Been gasping for a decent burger?
Call to order from 9.30 am – 4 pm every day to pick your timeslot for delivery or contactless collection. Orders and payments are only taken over the phone.
Delivery and collection times
Mon – Sat: 4.30 pm – 9 pm
5 – mile radius, £25 minimum spend with £3 delivery charge.Call Now
Mix and match these lovelies with the rest of our menu for a belting feast. From crispy chilli pork to pigs in blankets we’ve got a little something for everyone.
Got a hankering for some decent fish and chips? We’re serving up beer-battered haddock with chunky hand-cut chips! It’s a lunchtime treat so get yours from 12-4 pm Monday – Saturday.
Our burgers are pretty special, we pack those buns with the best meat from our local butchers or futuristic ‘bleeding’ plant protein patties topped with vegan cheese.
All our burgers are served in a brioche or pretzel (ve) bun and come with skin on chunky chips and side salad. There are also gluten free buns so no one has to have that awkward bunless burger. We know it’s not the same.
Our chefs are dedicated to ensuring that our Neopolitan inspired pizzas are perfect every time. The hand-stretched dough is true to the Neopolitan method and topped with a freshly made Marinara sauce using only the best San Marzano tomatoes. We use Fior de Latte (milk’s flower), which is cow’s milk mozzarella, as it melts without browning into pools of creamy and stretchy deliciousness.
We also offer a great gluten-free base, so you don’t have to miss out if flour gives you the fear.
Gluten-free bases are available! All 12-inch bases!
Spent the first few weeks of lockdown building yourself a pizza oven? We have an amazing pizza making kit that includes Tom Foolery’s legendary Neopolitan pizza dough that’s hand-kneaded and made to order. Enough to make two Margherita pizzas at approx 10/12″.
All ingredients can be refrigerated and will last up to 3 days.
Remove the pizza dough from the bag and leave to prove for 4 hours at room temperature on a plate covered in cling film.
When cooking in a normal oven you will ideally need to get your hands on a pizza pan that fits 12″, this will make sure you get a consistent and not soggy base! You want the temperature as high as possible, at 250 degrees. Leave the oven to preheat for as long as you can while preparing the pizza.
Cook the pizza on the pan for 10 minutes in the centre of the oven, do not open the oven but do keep an eye on it in case it burns.
Watch our pizza preparing video to help you stretch the dough and top it!
Do post and tag us in your creations!
Cereals, lupin, dairy.
PRICE: £8 for two pizzas or for £15 for four.
The legend of the Parmo dates back to World War II where Nicos Harris, a brave American soldier injured in France was brought to Middlesborough. He enjoyed the Teeside Riviera so much that he decided to set up an American Grill, where he introduced the Parmo to the North.
We’re pretty sure he deserves a medal of honour for his services to British cuisine, others have argued he’s the cause of the obesity crisis in Teeside. Either way, we hope our enourmous Parmo does justice to his legacy.
Served with Red Aioli and Wedges, our Parmo is not for the faint hearted, or those with heart conditions.
Want a lot of meat in your box? We’re giving you a great big treat with our takeaway sharing boards. Perfect for those extra special occasions.
Tomato & Sriracha
Panuelo Blanco £8.00
Le beau Sud Sauvignon Blanc £10.00
Leefield Station Sauvignon Blanc (Malborough) £15.00
Panuelo Tinto £8.00
Amodo Pinot Noir £10.00
The Guv’nor £14.00
Whispering Hills White Zinfandel £8.00
Le Coc Perdu GSM Rose £15.00
Soft Drinks – £1.50
Bottled Beer – £3.50
Peroni Red 4.7%
Peroni Libera 0%
Gluten-Free Peroni 5.1%
Bottled Cider – £4.00
Herrljunga Strawberry and Vanilla 4%
Herrljunga Blackcurrant and Lime 4%
Saucery GF IPA £5.85
Our cocktails are back! £7 each or two for £10.
Give us a call on 01937 541500 to make your order between 12pm – 4 pm and we will allocate you a time slot, card payments over the phone only. Food service runs from 4.30 pm – 9 pm, apart from Sundays where we start 12 pm – 4 pm and then run 5 pm – 9pm.
We want to treat this like you’re booking a table, so will give you a dedicated half an hour slot for us to deliver or for you to collect your food. We will prioritise housebound, at risk individuals where possible for deliveries, so if you can make it down for collection please do! 3 – mile radius for delivery, £25 minimum spend and £3 delivery charge.
Do let us know if you have any allergies or special requirements for your order and we will do our best to accommodate you.
All collections are contactless and taken from the Bridge Street windows. Please wait in your car until your allocated time slot, one person at a time. We won’t be taking any orders in person so if you’re self-isolating you can still come and collect. Safety first!Call now
We don’t want anyone to miss out on our takeout, our chefs made sure there are equally delightful gluten-free, vegetarian and vegan options available. Please be advised that, as we produce fresh dough on-site, we are unable to cater for celiacs due to cross-contamination. We sincerely apologise for this.
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